The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!