The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to get sick

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!