The power to poop standing up

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to look TV

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!