- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to see the past.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to smell whore

The power to transform into a homeless person.

the power to see stuff

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to not have a superpower

The power to die

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to look TV

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Pointless Super Powers