The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to take a crap.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!