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The power to smell WiFi Signals
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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea
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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day
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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.
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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!
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The power to see the past.
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The power to ejaculate at command
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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The ability to die instantly
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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.
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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.
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The power to bread toast!
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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion
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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human
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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.
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the power to see stuff
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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.
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The power to shit on the ceiling
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the power to misspell
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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.
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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos
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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!