The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to fly in space

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to be 100% pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!