The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to always know the exact time.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!