Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to like any show

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to fart mace

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!