The power to fall asleep each time you

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Aweonao

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!