- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to lick your balls.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

Pointless Super Powers