The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to jump

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!