The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!