The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to eat bread

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The power to be powerless

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to die

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!