the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to see air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!