The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

the ability to levitate

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The power to breath Oxygen

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to fly but only in your room

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power to see stuff

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to eat the red ones last

The ability to turn wine into water...

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!