- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The Power to Fail in Failing

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers