The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to look TV

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to become powerless

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!