The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to become powerless

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!