The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!