- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to see stuff

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to swim on land.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to animate condiments

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Pointless Super Powers