The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to write comic books

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!