The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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75% levitation

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The power of bad luck

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to fart rainbows

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!