The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!