- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to become demented

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to self destruct

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to swim on land.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Pointless Super Powers