- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

the power to not finish your

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to look through glass.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to not have any powers

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

Pointless Super Powers