- Pointless Super Powers

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power to get extra homework

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.