The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to swim in water.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!