- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to be blind

The power to die

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to not exercise.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the power to jump like a black guy.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the ability to talk to humans

the power to become demented

Pointless Super Powers