The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to have no power

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to read your own mind

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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make youself dumb

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!