- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to see stuff

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to die

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

power to age faster

the power to animate condiments

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Pointless Super Powers