The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power drown in water

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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being black

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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cry acid tears

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!