The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!