- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to talk without a tongue

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to fly in space

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

Pointless Super Powers