The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to have an ability.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to pee any color

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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75% levitation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!