- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not finish your

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

Pointless Super Powers