the power to spell words wrong

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!