- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to simply walk into mordor.

the power die if you think.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

being able to blow up and die

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

Pointless Super Powers