Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to speak to toasters

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!