the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to see the present

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!