The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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being black

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!