- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to think about useless power

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to never end your .

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

the power to sit

Pointless Super Powers