The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power of christ ;)

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to turn cake into pie

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!