The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!