- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

+77

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

+77

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

+75

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

+73

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

+71

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to shit for 5 days

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to be invisible when singing

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to be oppressed by everything