the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to have a V8

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!