The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to see forever

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power drown in water

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!