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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.
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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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The power to autocorrect your mom.
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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.
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The power to teleport small dogs
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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size
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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts
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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.
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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..
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The power to fly while masturbating.
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The power to think you love her but you don't.
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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.
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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm
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The power to bread toast!
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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain
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To be able to generate cancer at will
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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.
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the power to see stuff
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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos
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The ability to police irony
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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!