the power to die

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the power to be powerless

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Aweonao

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!