The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be blind

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to fart rainbows

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!