The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to bread toast!

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

To be able to generate cancer at will

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to see stuff

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to police irony

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!