- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to eat bread

The power to ignore useful information

The power to only see glass.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

anything Aquaman does

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

Pointless Super Powers