Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to always know the exact time.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Taekwondo

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!