The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to die

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to start time.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!