- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to like this post

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to live until you die.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers