The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to part hair.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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75% levitation

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!