The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!