The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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Taekwondo

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!