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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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The power to transform into a homeless person.
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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.
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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).
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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.
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The ability to police irony
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.
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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs
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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.
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The power of attracting fired bullets
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to zap people but only yourself
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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.
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The power to speak using their mouth
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.
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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.
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the power to randomly die at any moment
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the power to eat bread
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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!