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The power to predict the present
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The power to only be obesely fat.
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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.
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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards
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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.
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The ability to laugh one's ass off.
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the power to turn into a tree
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The power to smile uncontrollably.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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cry acid tears
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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.
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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.
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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.
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power to breath fire but only through your nose
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the power to disinfect wigs.
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Invisibility, but only in the dark.
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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.
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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...
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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will
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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.
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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.
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The power to make coma patients bark.
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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!