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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to die when you get old

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The Power to Power

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to be in AA.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!