The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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anything Aquaman does

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to create a meme

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!