- Pointless Super Powers

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to be normal and average

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to never finish what you sta...

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to quote memes randomly

The ability to die instantly

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power of 12% levetation

the power to enter a coma.