The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to be powerless

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!