- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to block your own powers

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Pointless Super Powers