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The power of attracting fired bullets
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The power to speak using their mouth
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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.
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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.
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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times
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The power to get arrested
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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.
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the power to eat bread
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the power to randomly die at any moment
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..
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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish
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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.
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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter
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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.
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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.
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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.
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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.
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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them
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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.
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The ability to pee while standing up for men
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The power to predict the present
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!