- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to die when you get old

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to fly in tornadoes

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The Power to Power

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

The power to punch that like button

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

Pointless Super Powers