- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to talk without a tongue

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The super power to shine in daylight

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the power to dislike this power

the ability to see through air

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Pointless Super Powers