- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not exercise.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to make your heart teleport.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to be blind

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to smell colors

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to read your own mind

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

Pointless Super Powers