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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20
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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.
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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love
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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.
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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.
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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.
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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping
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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.
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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.
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the power to create a meme
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The power to jump 1 inch higher.
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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.
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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.
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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.
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The power to resurrect dead insects
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The power to sense if an object is sharp.
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Infinite knowledge when dead
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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.
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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!
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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.
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the power to be powerless
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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!