DIY LOL
Creepy Cover
Joe Blocked
LOL Flyers
Things You Think Only You Do
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
…
Next ›
Last »
the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
The ability to smell colors
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
the ability to manually control your breathing
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
The power to sleep through a dream.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
The power to read your own mind
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
The ability to self destruct at will.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to sleep with your eyes open.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
« First
‹ Prev
…
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!