the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to punch that like button

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!