The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to fly in space

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!