The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to self destruct

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!