- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to fly while masturbating.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

to zap people but only yourself

The power to be powerless

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to only see glass.

Pointless Super Powers