- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

power to transform into a dick with legs

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to see the present

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

Pointless Super Powers