The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to pee out blue

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to be a normal human

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power to age faster

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!