- Pointless Super Powers

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to be in AA.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

the power to see the present

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!