- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

To be able to generate cancer at will

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to see stuff

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to crap without pissing.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Pointless Super Powers