- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to beathe

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Pointless Super Powers