- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

Feeling people's depression.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to be powerless

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

Aweonao

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

blindness

The power to change your eye color.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

Pointless Super Powers