the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!