- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to be normal and average

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to smell whore

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to see oxygen.

Pointless Super Powers