The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!