The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to fart rainbows

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to never get drunk

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to freeze ice

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!