The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to fly in space

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!