The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!