The power to fart rainbows

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to not care.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!