the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!