The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!