the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to breathe

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The power to do your homework.

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75% levitation

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the power to hovertate

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!