The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to misspell

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!