The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to bread toast!

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!