The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to sit

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!