The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see air

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!