- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

being black

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The ability to see into the present.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to talk without a tongue

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

Pointless Super Powers