The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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power to fly when your underwater

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The super power to shine in daylight

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Nothing

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to be blind

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!