the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!