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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.
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The power to menstruate from your eyes.
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The ability to laugh one's ass off.
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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room
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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder
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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes
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power to permanently shrink one eye.
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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing
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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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The Power to Read really Small Words
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The power to make your nose blink.
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The power to move through light at the speed of time
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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.
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Shit bricks I love itttttt
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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!